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Old 04-13-2005, 13:50
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Default I want to be 8 again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.???

"I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* the Death Slide,

* the Wall of Fear,

* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,

* every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with ! her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong






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Old 04-13-2005, 13:55
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Old 04-13-2005, 13:57
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Old 04-13-2005, 14:07
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Fantastic Moral, and oh so true!!!
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Old 04-14-2005, 14:11
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ah come on even you girls must of thought that she wanted to be 8 years old when you first read it!
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Old 04-14-2005, 16:54
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Poor men, we can be so evil with them!!!


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Old 04-14-2005, 16:56
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Poor men, we can be so evil with them!!!


(Muahaha, I like it )
But we now know what aftershaves you all like and then you will be PUTTY

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Our minds are too advanced, they just cant win when it comes to women. Never argue with a woman boys, you're gonna loose, end of story...but then ye already know that!
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Old 04-14-2005, 17:01
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Old 04-14-2005, 17:05
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