[Susanc]

3 Men Sitting In A Sauna ,heard A Bleeping Sound. The American Pressed His Arm And The Bleep Stopped. That Was My Pager I Have A Microchip In My Arm. Phone Rings A Japanese Man Puts Palm To His Ear. That Was My Mobile I Have A Chip In My Hand. The Irish Guy Not To Be Outdone Went To The Toilet And Came Back With Toilet Paper Hanging From His Arse. The Other 2 Stared At Him;;;;;;;
Bejaysus ,will Ya Look At That I'm Getting A Fax




Sue

[merlin]

That is tops Sue!

[Mella]

Pwhahaha!

That's quality

[Susanc]

A FRIEND OF MUNE ACTUALLY ENACTED THIS JOKE IN A PUB WITH A BIG HAIRY BUM ON DISPLAY

[toksoz]

Fantastic!!! I can imagine peoples faces with a hairy ass and bog roll on display.... bwahahahah.

[Susanc]

And I Know He Is A Friend Of Mine But I Think The Hairy Ass Was Better Looking Than What Was Sitting On His Shoulders Bless Him

[toksoz]

ooooohhhhh meeeoooowww, put those claws away girl... hahaha

[Susanc]

RIGHT NOW I KNOW WHERE I WOULD LOVE THOSE CLAWS TO GO

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