[Podge]

>A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror.
>The man says: What's the problem officer?
>Officer: You were doing 50 miles an hour in a 40 mile an hour zone.
>Man: No Officer, I was doing 40.
>Wife: Oh, Harry. You were doing 60. [Man gives wife a dirty look.]
>Officer: I'm also Going to give you a ticket for your broken rear
light.
>Man: Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!
>Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear llight for weeks.[Man
>gives his wife a dirty look.]
>Officer: I'm also going to give you a caution for not wearing your
>seat belt.
>Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
>Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
>Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth *****!"
>Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband
>talk to you this way all the time?"
>Wife says:
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[**claire**]

Nice One Podge!!!

You can always trust a woman to tell the truth!!

[Podge]

unfortunally yes you can!

[Damn_Fine_Black_Girl]

Originally Posted by **claire**

Nice One Podge!!!

You can always trust a woman to tell the truth!!

Hahaha lol claire but its true!!!!! Nice one Podge

[Susanc]

Nice One Padraic Us Women Are Soo Truthful And Dependable:d

[lofty]

That is soooo gonna eb me when im married lol, dya reckon ill have a long happy marriage?!!!

[Smilina]

lol Nice one there...


Is wife blonde, by any unfortunate chance??

[x0x_JoAnNe_x0x]

that was a classic! us women rok!!!!!!! wayhay keeps the men dissing jokes coming hehe! xxx

[LOLO]

Well Podge

What Can One Say To A Joke Like That And Me Being A Woman!!!!!!!!1

When I Read It A Third Time It Reminded Me Of Something - Yeah Many Of The Men I Know And Most Of Them Are Irish - Maybe I'm Just Unfortunate.

Lots Of Love
From Me To You

[Mella]

hahahaha! I needed cheering up & that was piggin' funny cheers Podge