[Marlyn]

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything.

During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was w*nking. "Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is
the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am
sorry your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition
and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen
and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what
is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5
times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and
he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth
is happening in there?"

The Doctor replied,

"He has the same condition as the other chap, but he's with Bupa!!"

[**claire**]

Ohh the oldies are always the goodies!!!!!

[Shannon]

Ha ha excellent i love it Mark!

[Mella]

Hahahahaha

[Marlyn]

Thanks claire but i dont remember giving my age, oh dear there go a few more million brain cells.

enry is dyslexic .and goes on oliday wiv his mate whos also dyslexic and they go on a dyslexic club ski holiday .on the red run half way down the slope enry sees a sign it reads no zig zagging .enry says to his mate wats dat say no zig zaggin or no zag ziggin dont no says his mate .
so they zig zag down to the bottom when they get there theres a bloke standing next to a tobbogan .
scuse me mate says enry you saw us comin down the slope was we zig zaggin or was we zag ziggin.
dont know says the man ime a tobboganist .
thats ok says enry give me 20 benson and hedges