[**claire**]

Dear All,

As part of our on going cost-cutting exercise, we are proposing a
major change to our Desktop policy and a further move towards a
recycling and paperless office. The goal is to remove all laptop
computers by December
2005 and all desktop computers by February 2006.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.



Technical Justification:

1. No boot-up problems

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

4. No more worries about power cuts.

5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled


Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A: Don't shake it.

[Susanc]

What In The Hell Is An Etch A Sketch Sorry For My Blondeness


Xx Sue

[Mella]

One of these Sue -

Did you not have one as a nipper? I loved mine!

[Susanc]

OMG WHAT A FANTASTIC INVENTION I WONER ARE THEY AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS YET

SUE RUNS OUT DOWN TOWN TO TRY AND BUY ONE


XX SUE

[Hephaestion]

Sue!!!! sheesh!

Were you rat assed all thru the 80´s, too...!?

[Susanc]

Yep Either That Or Stoned Up The Bokker


Xx Sue