[Hephaestion]

theres a guy and hes walking down the street and he comes across a women with hens to sell,he says, "pardin me mam but could I buy a hen?", Because he wanted dinner, she says, "ok sir,but hey, round these parts people dont call em hens cause here hen is a dirty word,here we call em pullets.Guy is like ok and moves on.Further down the road he meets a guy in the road selling roosters.The guy thinks to himself, "if I had a rooster,I could breed it with my hen and have lots of chicken, I can have eggs from my hen till then.".So he goes up and is like, "Hi sir, could I buy one of your roosters?". The man says, "sure,but I got to tell ya, rooster is a dirty word round these parts, don't use that. Round here we call em cocks.". So the guy buys a rooster and moves on. After a while the rooster and hen are becoming hard to carry, the guy is getting tired when he come to a man in the road with a donky to sell. The travler comes up to the man, "Hi sir, I see you have a donky to sell, I'd like to buy it to aid me in my journy." The man says back, "sure thing,but we don't talk like you do here, round here donkey is a dirty word that'll get you arrested.Round here we call these animals asses, and this one's stubborn, if it stops, to get it to move again, scratch it behind its ear to get it to go again. You meet anyone, you better call it that so as not to offend." So the travler buys his donkey, mounts up and goes on his way. He travels a long way, remembering what he had been told but he doesn't see anyone for so long he ends up in a town long away far in another region with different laws and customs. He travels into the heart of town with his animals riding his donkey when suddonly his donkey stops in the middle of the street. His arms are full but, he's like ok I got this. He sees a very upperclass well to do woman walking and not relizing he's in a totally different region he doesn't want to offend her and says, "Pardon me miss, nice day isn't it?I was wondering if you could help me. Could you hold my c*ck and pullit while I scratch my ass?".

[**claire**]

oh so close to the mark ....

Love it!!!!!

[Hephaestion]

Weekend is here, Claire!

[**claire**]

& its well needed Hep!!!

[Shannon]

I havnt been out in soooo long, i have no life, so im goin out this weekend for my mate Ronan's birthday and im goin mad...il probably be home in bed by 11pm ha ha

[Mella]

Originally Posted by Shannon

I havnt been out in soooo long, i have no life, so im goin out this weekend for my mate Ronan's birthday and im goin mad...il probably be home in bed by 11pm ha ha

Well just so long as you don't have too much fun shan ah ha & Whatever you do - make sure your on Msn for our nightly 3 way chat

You can't mess up the routine!

[Shannon]

Mess up our nightly chat ???

Im a control freak ha ha, il be rushing home to long on ha ha, or rushing around the city screaming "INTERNET CAFE"

[Mella]

Hahaha Good coz I love our 3 way MSN chats.

I reckon we need to rally round the forum and buy you a laptop with wireless internet for you to use in Turkey.... Altho I can't see Sami bombami being too happy with that ha ha

Back on-topic; Lol @ the joke, Heph!