[**claire**]

I just read this on another site, & it made me laugh!!!

FEMALE PRAYER,
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I pray beside my bed, I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER,
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

[Mella]

Hahaha! I've read that before, but it still makes me smile when I read it

Men, eh!

[x0x_JoAnNe_x0x]

wo wthat rox i want that man hehe!!!! xxx

[Hephaestion]

Originally Posted by **claire**

I just read this on another site, & it made me laugh!!!

Hmmm, oh ye unfaithful!!

Yes, I think that girl will end up with a gay dermatologist and he´s going to end up with a blow up mannequin of the Pamela Anderson variety.