[Angel]

How to Identify an Idiot?


(1) They gets stabbed in a shoot-out.


(2) They sends a fax with a stamp on it.


(3) They tries to drown a fish.


(4) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.


(5) They trips over a cordless phone.


(6) They take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.


(7) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", they write "Sagittarius".


(8) They invent a solar powered flashlight.


(9) They miss the No.# 14 Bus, and take the No.# 7 twice instead.


(10) They go to the airport and see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home.


(11) They get locked in a furniture store but sleeps on the floor.


(12) They spend time reading thru the above 11 points and analyses if they are an idiot!!!

[vickiengem]

pmsl they are hilarious!!!!!! i dont get the 1 about the solar powered flash light??!!??

[Mella]

Originally Posted by vickiengem

pmsl they are hilarious!!!!!! i dont get the 1 about the solar powered flash light??!!??

LOL.

Well, when do you use a flash light? At night...
& what do solar powered things run on chick? - Energy from the light of the sun.

[x0x_JoAnNe_x0x]

they are blinkin hilarious i love things like this! xxx

[Hephaestion]

(5) They trips over a cordless phone

Yes, I´ve done that too!!

[Angel]

Hephaestion's

5) They trips over a cordless phone

Yes, I´ve done that too!!

Get out of town Hep! No way! I would love to see that.

Most of us only had the pleasure of tripping while holding a cordless phone.

[Hephaestion]

My stepfather used to play an awful trick on his colleagues at this restaurant in Switzerland. There was this rather gullable servant guy that was the victim off
a cruel joke. He´d be busy dashing through the place with a tray of food and my stepfather would ask him what the time was...you can guess what happened next.

And he fell for it not only once, the poor fella.

Pretty nasty!

[Angel]

Hephaestion's

My stepfather used to play an awful trick on his colleagues at this restaurant in Switzerland. There was this rather gullable servant guy that was the victim off
a cruel joke. He´d be busy dashing through the place with a tray of food and my stepfather would ask him what the time was...you can guess what happened next.

And he fell for it not only once, the poor fella.

Pretty nasty!

Yeah poor fella. Your stepfather sounds like a real pi$$er. LOL! Bad, bad stepdad.

[Hephaestion]

He was pretty sick in the head Angel!
But he´s dead now so...

Speaking of all things Red Kneck (I´m totally hijaking your thread now Angel ), I just saw the HBO movie "The Laramie Project" based on the murder of Matthew Shepard! It was the first showing outside the United States. It was a very moving experience.
Later on I participated on a discussion held in The City Hall on the Hate Crime topic. It´s Pride week here so this is the reason why it came up.

Have you seen it Angel? Or the play?

[Angel]

Hephaestion's

Speaking of all things Red Kneck (I´m totally hijaking your thread now Angel ), I just saw the HBO movie "The Laramie Project" based on the murder of Matthew Shepard! It was the first showing outside the United States. It was a very moving experience.
Later on I participated on a discussion held in The City Hall on the Hate Crime topic. It´s Pride week here so this is the reason why it came up.

Have you seen it Angel? Or the play?

I know about that case, but haven't seen the film/play. Yes, the face of Hatred is horrible.
So it's pride week in Denmark now? Is there also anything like a Universal pride week?

There is a website dedicated to the Laramie Project, I think.