[Angel]

It's time to compare Chavs and Rednecks. Of course your familiar with what makes a person a Chav, but did you know what makes a Redneck?



Your a Redneck if......


You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.


Your car has a rag for a gas cap.


Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.



You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.


You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.



You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi Miss.


Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.


You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'.


You may be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.



You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.



You've seen Elvis recently.



You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.



You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.



Your brother-in-law is your uncle AND your grandfather.


You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company


Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.


You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'



You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.


Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.


If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.


You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.


You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.


You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at a Truck Stop.


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.


Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.



You may be a Redneck if ...You and your dog use the same tree.



Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.



You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.



Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.


Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."



Your family tree has no forks.


You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.



You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.



You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

[x0x_JoAnNe_x0x]

well i think i might just be a red neck hehe!! only kidding wow they are hilarious! im just sat here thinking how could any of these be correct for anyone lmao!!! love em!!! xxx