[toksoz]

An elderly woman came into the ER complaining: "I got the green vines in my
virginny" (Interesting). A pelvic exam verifies that she did, indeed, have a
six inch vine growing out of her vagina. Further inspection revealed that she
had a mass in her vaginal vault. It was easily removed and looked very much
like a potato. It was, indeed, a potato. The patient said that her uterus was
falling out and that she "put a potato in there to hold it up" and then forgot
about it.


A 19-year old female was asked why she was in the ER. She said that she and
her boyfriend were having sex and the condom came off and she wasn't able to
retrieve it with her fingers. I went to the bathroom and "gagged" myself to
vomit but couldn't vomit it up either."


A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The
man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked
about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him
ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode.


A 50-year old woman came into the ER with a complaint of mild abdominal pain.
During a pelvic exam the doctor found that the lady had inserted a whole
chicken piece by piece into her vagina. Unable to have children she was hoping
that the chicken would turn into a baby.

[lozzyb44]

haaaaa those are so gross but so funny too, i heard about the old woman with the potato before

[Mella]

Oh my days, are these really real? LMAO!!!

''she was hoping that the chicken would turn into a baby.''

Bwhahahahahahahahahah

[Shannon]

Really truly can people be that stupid ha ha