Proud to be Irish???

johnny c · #1 10-11-2005, 15:52

Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.

142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling
accidents

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic
toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.

AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet!

JoJo · #2 10-11-2005, 18:08

And u say ur proud to b irish...man dear im proud to b irish but i wouldn b pinning that up!!! Ur letting the side down johnny...hehe

It was funny tho..

johnny c · #3 10-11-2005, 18:24

i'm very proud jojo, sure if we can't laugh at ourselves we'd be no craic at all.

it is a funny one.

msg to all...........hope i didn't offend anyone, especially if you're one of the ones on the list!!!