[Shannon]

Did anyone hear about this?

"I checked into a hotel once on a tour and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and hip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but... you've gotta dial 9 to get an outside line!!! "



I think he was takin the pi*s, he told this to an Interviewer, but no one is quite sure hhmmmm, so funny though!

[Mella]

Bwhahahahaha!!!

Ah, gotta Love Bryan Adams.

[**claire**]

ha ha .. good ol' Brian!!

Im surprised the girl in reception didnt run upstairs & bang on his door!!

[Mella]

Originally Posted by **claire**

Im surprised the girl in reception didnt run upstairs & bang on his door!!

ha ha ha innit. I woulda been up those stairs like a shot!

[**claire**]

i would have got the lift .. wouldnt want to get a slight ' sweat on' before i got into his room!!

[Shannon]

Ha ha smart thinking Claire, well i woulda made him come down and get me he he , God i do have a wee bit of a thing for Mr. Adams

Hes really quite sexy!!