[**claire**]

ALERT!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe
out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


This virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 12-10-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be
substituted for WINE But it may require a more generous application.

[chocolatehoney]

Haha, i've only just woke up and it took me a while there to twigg on hehe! Good 1 Claire

[Hephaestion]

Excellent!

[Mella]

Lol

[Angel]

Good one Claire!

[Shannon]

Ha ha nice one Claire