[Mella]

How to shower like a woman.

1. Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
to do more sit-ups/leg lifts etc.
5. Get in shower.
6. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
and pumice stone.
7. Wash hair once with cucumber & sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
8. Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
9. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
11. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash.
12. Rinse condition off hair.
13. Shave armpits and legs.
14 Turn off shower.
15 Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
16 Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
17 Get out of shower.
18 Dry with towel the size of a small country.
19 Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
20 Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.
21 If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.


How to shower like a man.

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
"woo-woo" sound.
4 Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
5 Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
6 Get in shower.
7. Wash your face
8. Wash your armpits.
9. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them.
10 Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
11 Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
12 Wash you bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap.
13 Wash your hair.
14 Make shampoo "Mowhawk"
15 Wee
16 Rinse off and get out of shower
17 Partially dry off.
18 Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out
of the bath the whole time.
19 Admire willy size in mirror again.
20 Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.
21 Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
22 If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make
the "woo-woo" sound again.
23 Throw wet towel on bed.

So true.

[johnny c]

Originally Posted by Carmella

How to shower like a woman.

1. Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
to do more sit-ups/leg lifts etc.
5. Get in shower.
6. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
and pumice stone.
7. Wash hair once with cucumber & sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
8. Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
9. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
11. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash.
12. Rinse condition off hair.
13. Shave armpits and legs.
14 Turn off shower.
15 Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
16 Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
17 Get out of shower.
18 Dry with towel the size of a small country.
19 Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
20 Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.
21 If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.


How to shower like a man.

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
"woo-woo" sound.
4 Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
5 Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
6 Get in shower.
7. Wash your face
8. Wash your armpits.
9. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them.
10 Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
11 Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
12 Wash you bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap.
13 Wash your hair.
14 Make shampoo "Mowhawk"
15 Wee
16 Rinse off and get out of shower
17 Partially dry off.
18 Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out
of the bath the whole time.
19 Admire willy size in mirror again.
20 Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.
21 Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
22 If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make
the "woo-woo" sound again.
23 Throw wet towel on bed.

So true.

ha ha, that is very true, good one to read on a monday morning, cheers!!!

[Mella]

It is so true isn't it, Lol.

If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
"woo-woo" sound.

You wouldn't dream of doing that though, would you Johnny..

[courtney]

LOL Carmella! Thats a good one!