[VivaKusadasi]

A young Irish girl goes into her priest on Saturday morning for confession.

"Father, forgive me for I have Thinned."

"You've Thinnned?"

"Yes, I went out with me boyfriend Friday night. He held me hand twice, kissed me three times, and made love to me two times."

"Daughter! I want you to go straight home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and drink it straight down."

"Will that wash away me Thin?"

"No, but it will get the silly smile off your face."

[VivaKusadasi]

Sue finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks
"Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like"
Sue scratches her head, then answers
"A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty." "Granted master"
retorted the Genie and
produced the bottle. Sue was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for
weeks then she remembered that she had two other wishes. She rubbed the lamp again and the Genie
appeared.
"Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?"
"You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle"
she asks the Genies.
"Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two
of them"

[irish_girl_03]

haha there good

[Mella]

LOL!

OMG DID YOU'S HEAR ABOUT THE IRISH ICE CREAM VAN???????

It melted.


I <3 THE IRISH

[cherry]

OH ENOUGH OF D IRISH JOKES :cheesy:

[cherry]

DID U HEAR WHAT HAPPENED VIVA WHEN HE LISTENED 2 THE MATCH....
HE BURNED HES EAR

[Sootjuh]

Bwaaaaahahahahaaa @ Cherry

[cherry]

I KNOW I TRY.....

[VivaKusadasi]

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.





To be continued :razz:

[VivaKusadasi]

Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten
other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! Oi'd recognize
her anywhere!"