[johnny c]

In Honor of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.




On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)



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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts"

(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)



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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)



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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)



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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)



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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)



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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(..I'm taking this because???....)



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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)



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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)



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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)



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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...



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****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****

[Rhona]

On a card I bought,
Front says HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR MY HUSBAND
The back says UNSUITABLE FOR UNDER 3 YEARS.

Do you know any married 3 year olds??

[anet]

Originally Posted by Rhona

On a card I bought,
Front says HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR MY HUSBAND
The back says UNSUITABLE FOR UNDER 3 YEARS.

Do you know any married 3 year olds??

i wouldn't be surprised Rhona, nothing surprises me nowadays, i bet it's happended in america