[Peted1]

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks,
"My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says:
"Hi, ladies! Your dad sent me up here to make love to you!"

They stare at him and say,
"That can't be!"

He replies,
"OK, let's check!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend,
"Both of them?"

The reply comes back,
"Yes, both of them!"

[kusadasi-babe]

hahahahaha

[samca]

hahaha good one!!!!

[Mella]

Ha Ha Ha

[anet]

mmmmmm typical male

[kusadasi-babe]

woah, woah woah.... i'm confused
if your paralysed from the waist down,
can you still tell if your feet are cold?

[anet]

Originally Posted by kusadasi-babe

woah, woah woah.... i'm confused
if your paralysed from the waist down,
can you still tell if your feet are cold?

yeah i thought that myself while i was reading it but by the time i got to the bottom of the joke i'd forgot about that bit

[Peted1]

You've heard of poetic licence, this is a case of joke licence I fear.

[joy]

Pete you must STOP these flights of fancy, its not good for you

[Peted1]

Man can but dream.........