[kusadasi-babe]

The horniest guy in the world is stuck on an island with just a monkey. After a while, he gets so horny he decides to have sex with the monkey. He catches the monkey, tries to have sex with it, but it slips out of his grip and runs away.
He tries again the next day, but the same thing happens.

Then, he sees the hottest girl in the world drowning in the ocean, so he goes and saves her.

She says to him, "I'll do anything to repay you. ANYTHING."

The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

[Peted1]

Stoopid boy..........he could at least have asked her to make breakfast.........

[anet]

Originally Posted by Peted1

Stoopid boy..........he could at least have asked her to make breakfast.........

what a typical male response Pete, you've shocked me

[Peted1]

I was trying to be polite Anet............there are obviously much better things to do with a beautiful and possibly intelligent lady (intelligence is very important for me)

[anet]

Originally Posted by Peted1

I was trying to be polite Anet............there are obviously much better things to do with a beautiful and possibly intelligent lady (intelligence is very important for me)

I will let you off Pete just this once. Only because i know intelligence is the most important thing to you and not the fact that she is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, because if you couldn't strike up an intelligent conversation with her you would definately say NO whilst stranded there on the island (WOULDN'T YOU)

[Mella]

Originally Posted by kusadasi-babe

The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Good one Jen!

[Peted1]

That's me Anet, don't get me wrong I like looking at beautiful ladies, but a one sided conversation does nothing for me. I've met some real beauties over the years, but when speaking to them I may as well have been alone.